A Lion, two Queens and a Wardrobe

I must say I hath forgotten where we were .... *rubbs chin* ... this may sounds funny but ... she hath locked herself in my closet and she thinks YOU need help?

I see well it certainly is a mess in here and look here is a little tiny door! Shall I open it? Do you know where it leads?

With a bit of luck wonderland *mutters under his breath*

What say you good man? Shall I open the door? I am mighty curious. Can you come in the closet here and help me, the door seems to be stuck?

Oh look I have opened the door and well it leads to a still smaller door! What say you Marie do I open it?

Anne, considering the man who owns the rooms I would advise thee to not open it. It may lead to a love dungeon filled with dead prostitutes.

Oh my it is locked, well do either of you have a key?

You have it. Pull the little chain right above your head. It's inside that gay porn pamphlet. And no, that's not mine! *Looks at Richard*.

What I see no chain but I do see a trap door up here, any idea where it leads?

Probably to the ... I have no idea ... maybe your just imagining all of this. I don't remember building any of this!

Truly Marie this closet is a closet full of wonders! Would you come in here with me so I can show you what I see?

(OOC: ooh, it's like a sordid version of Wonderland meets Labyrinth, I'm hooked!!!)

(OOC: Elizabeth ... run ... now .... while you can lol .. oh hell ... *hands over some popcorn*)

If you doth see Mr Thomnus in there doth tell him I said hello

Um, no. *Calls the guards in so that they can capture Anne as soon as I open the door*.

(OOC: And is Truthed-up Richard going to answer Marie's question).

(OOC: Elizabeth doesn't get to witness anything like this in the English court. She knows where all the secret passagewys are herself so they've quite lost their appeal. And the most sordid thing she even knows exists are the occasional copies of Playsquire magazine she trips over in Robyn Dudley's apartments! *accepts popcorn and passes over something called a soda which Raleigh hath discovered in the New World*)

(OOC: he fully intends to answer her question but the chaos has him quite confused lol)

Mr. Tnomas you say? Is he very short with a waistcoat and bulbous eyes and green skin?

Oh my the walls appear to be pulsating in here and they are sweating real drops of sweat, it is quite surreal and I feel suddenly as though I am floating or flying!

No MR Thomnus is a faun .... he wears a striped scarf and is usually seen around the lamp post


*To everyone else* ok who slipped her the shrooms?

Anne, those mushrooms at dinner weren't meant for eating. Those were for garnish! *Sends the guards in to get her*.

Oh there he is he is lovely! Here my love, I will feed you some of these little berries here and shall I try one myself? What could it harm me?

*the trap door in the closet opens and Francis Walsingham peers out.*

My lady Anne, canst I escort you away from here to more fitting place for a Queen?

*Marie grabs Richard's hair and begins ripping it out in frustration*.

Oh Sir Francis are you here for the party? Would you like some tea or a berry? Mr. Thomas and Mr. Thomnus allow me to introduce Sir Francis Walsingham