Lancastrian claim to the throne

So, at her death in 1471, Isabella of Portugal was the senior Lancastrian claimaint to the throne- granddaughter of John of Gaunt. When she died, she passed the claim on to her son, Charles the Bold Duke of Burgundy. His daughter was Mary the Rich Duchess of Burgundy. Her son was Philip the Handsome, who married Juana of Castile and Aragon. Their son was me!

Well of course, but to begin with the Lancastrian claim was not very sound anyway. So the best you got was a worthless claim to a throne noone would ever let you occupy!

Not like I need another crown. It's interesting, is all, especially considering Charles the Bold (aka great-grandpa) married Margaret of York.

It is isn't it? You had a better claim to the throne of England than your former Fiance Mary Tudor!

Half of Europe were my former fiancees. I was engaged 16 times.

Of course. which is why I specified.

Which Mary Tudor? I was engaged to both of them.

HA! OMG! I meant the younger. Wow, I think to that impressive list of titles you should add "Payer of Europe".

Player, perhaps?
I was the most eligible bachelor in the world there, for a while. When King Ferdinand aka Gramps died, I went to some tourneys in Madrid with the motto "Not Yet," as I was not about to commit to anyone.

Good thing to. You probably would have had underwear thrown at you as you were jousting. And that is just the devil to clean up.

I don't understand. I mean, the chin!

How could any son of Juana la Bella and Felipe el Hermoso not be stunning?

Um... I have no idea *Is clearly staring at Marie*