Site Welcoming Notice Help?

Right okay so at the top it says..
"♛♚ Welcome to the Undead Royals RPG forum, we heartily hope you enjoy your stay! ♚♛"
I was wondering if anybody has any other suggestions for what text to put there?
'Cause it doesn't look right to me, please and thanks.

I'm not really the best person for the task and have trouble limiting myself to a few words. But this is what I have come up with thus far, and hopefully it will inspire someone towards something else or at least to tweak it into shape.

You are most heartily welcommed to the court of the Undead Royals, the RPG forum where the Tudor Rose flourishes once more.

Though chivalry, romance and intrigue are played here with equal vigour among the Royal kinsmen and women, take care not to anger the reigning monarchs or thou might not leave court with thine head intact.

Very good, but it's far too long .
Look at the notice, that's as far as it goes.

In fact, i'll put that as the message if you get if you come on the forum and aren't logged in.

I told you I'm quite hopeless at putting things in a few words, LOL!

...twitter is a great challenge for me!

Okay, well on the other issue: I was going to set up other houses like, for Margaret's line, Mary's line aswell, aswell as Henry VIII. Idk how i'd go about it though.. any suggestions?

Elizabeth Tudor wrote:

I told you I'm quite hopeless at putting things in a few words, LOL!

...twitter is a great challenge for me!

You do seem to flourish here where you have a looser leash. But I do love twitter. I once told someone that if all I was allowed was one word on twitter, I'd still be okay!

Catherine Parr wrote:

Okay, well on the other issue: I was going to set up other houses like, for Margaret's line, Mary's line aswell, aswell as Henry VIII. Idk how i'd go about it though.. any suggestions?

Both my line and Margarets line were the House of Stuart. She Married Mathew Stuart and both my father and husband were Stuarts! Voila!

Marie, the important thing in the English court tis not whether thou art a Stuart.

Thou wudst have no claim whatsoever on our crown didst thou not have Tudor blood in thine veins, so do shut thine vexing mouth and accept it! Here to be of Tudor stock is a compliment, so take the compliment!

Tudor stock? I'd rather be a dog! I will not be characterized my obesity, lying and compulsive wife killing! I am a Stuart damnit, and proud to be such!

...how about being characterised by your Stuart skinny ass, lying and compulsive husband killing?

with love,
Bess. x

*Stabs Elizabeth in the eye with a sewing needle*.

*Hits Marie around the back of the head for abusing my niece*