An Unwelcome Arrival

*chuckles a bit* No I will not melt, tis an old wives tale. Nor does garlic bother me or holy water.

I can step inside a church and no harm comes to me, though I do nto feel the welcome in God's house I once felt.

And I wuldst be affraid to partake of the holy sacriment.

I see. Can you turn into a bat and fly away?

*stifles a laugh because he is not sure if she is joking*

No I can not change into a bat, though I can fly.

My eyesight and hearing are amazingly sharp ... all of my senses are hieghtened, I can move so quickly it would seem that I have just appeared out of this air

Oh, i see. Do you grow wings? OR do you just leap and float?

No wings *smiles*

it is more of a levatation, that along with my great speed allows me to "fly" so to speak.

God. I'm so happy I got you and nobody else. You are my greatest treasure. ... and your staring at my breasts aren't you?

And you are mine *smiles*


and as for the other comment I ... um ... *clears throat* ... well in my defense, they are right in front of my face *grins*

Have you always used that excuse? Well here *leans over a little bit*, might as well make it easy for you.

How very kind of you *laughs* And I shall use any excuse I need to

Beneath that honourable exteriour is a voyeur waiting to get out!

Perhaps *laughs*

Or perhaps just a man longing to show his wife how much he loves her instead of insisting on it in mere words

Well ... that too. But who says there cannot be both?

Not I *grins mischief*

Nicholas, if you don't stop. Anne will have to come in and seperate us again!

yes quite right .... and she will probally just bring a water hose this time and spray us down *laughs*


But maybe she will teach me another curse word in French

I am sorry, Nicky. But I must free thine brother. It has reached the point where I can no longer confine him without bringing charges against him, and me doing so wouldst damage greatly thine reputation.

It is fine my darling, perhaos you were right all along and I shud give him a chance at redemption. We shall find a suitable place for him

I wish to welcome him hear, at OUR court. How do you think everyone will see it if we won't accept him, and then pawn him off to France?

*is most pleased with the sound of OUR court*

*conciders her words*

You are right of course, twud not look well

We shall keep him here then?

Yes, we shall. However 'tis important the watcheth his behavior. His intelligence *Sniggers*, charm *chuckles*, grace *laughs loudly* and kind temperment *dissolves into manic giggles* whilst keep him in line.

*joins in her laughter*

You HAVE met my brother?

I'm pretty sure. Was he that sunburned, stuck-up oaf? Or was he the uneducated worthless lout? *Begins laughing so hard that breathing is difficult*.

Both *laughs*


What place shall you grant him here? I do hope that he begins to act more honorably and doth not cause any more trouble here. I shud like to trust him again and have a brother once more

He shall be your valet. He shall live to serve your every need, now you may keep an eye on him, he shall always be at court, and if he's good I shall give him rank. Do you agree?

*smiles* my Valet .... oh that is grand. I agree most heartily. I am quite sure he will not be pleased however *laughs*