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Subject: Re: Back To Hatfield Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:27 am

That is a good way of saying it. Do you think he is more or less insane than Lady Anne Boleyn?

Subject: Re: Back To Hatfield Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:29 am

I have barely met the lady, and can make no judgement, although it would be hard to be more mad than this man.

Subject: Re: Back To Hatfield Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:14 am

He wuldst do well to refrain from knocking my Queen and wife to the floor lest I turn him over mine knee

Subject: Re: Back To Hatfield Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:19 am

As thine prior desires to discipline a royal personage didst result in a betrothal (offering to dump Marie in the stables for me til she didst learn to behave) I think it best for thee to step back my lord of Pembroke.

...however we do need somesuch plan to calm the child afore he drives us all mad.

Subject: Re: Back To Hatfield Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:25 am

*Nicholas stifes a laugh*

*blushes slightly and smiles fondly at the memory* I had forgotten that incident. I have seldom seen my Dearest Marie so angry, nor more bueatiful.

Subject: Re: Back To Hatfield Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:25 am

*with a pout, a raised eyebrow and a cool regard Elizabeth remarks quietly so that only Nicholas canst hear*

I myself frequently remember the incident well my lord.

*Elizabeth turns away and with a wave of her hand she summons her ladies to attend and entertain her, not wishing to dwell any further upon it now the point hath been made.*

Subject: Re: Back To Hatfield Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:02 pm

(OOC: Oh is someone jealous? Need we remind Elizabeth again she had her chance and turned the poor guy down flat lol)

*Nicholas stands frowning, watching her. He is vexed that once again she has made her irritation at him known and then swifty dismisses him and surrounds herself by her ladies afore he can offer any words of defense or apologee*

*He offers her an apologetic smile and hopes it also conveys his understanding. He too has often reflected on the past events. And while he is heartily sorry for many things and still wonders what might have been, whats done is done. He loves Marie, and has no regrets in that matter. His only regrets are that his choice hath brought worry and upset to his dearest friend *

Subject: Re: Back To Hatfield Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:24 am

How dare you flirt with Elizabeth... wait until she finds out about you and Marie... doing things... before you were married... and now you flirt with her.... IN FRONT OF MARIE!

Subject: Re: Back To Hatfield Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:48 am

*Marie looks at Elizabeth, and while not knowing her words, guesses their content full well after years of living around less lovely women*.

*Marie says loudly to Nicholas so that Elizabeth can hear* What is my dear cousin's problem? Is she having one of her irrational jealous fits again?

Subject: Re: Back To Hatfield Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:59 am

Stop trying to hide it!

*BELLOWS* ELIZABETH!!!!! *It echoes, shattering all the windows in the castle*

Subject: Re: Back To Hatfield Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:07 am

OUCH! *Puts hands over ears*. Who is hiding what?

Subject: Re: Back To Hatfield Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:09 am

Elizabeth Tudor wrote:: *with a pout, a raised eyebrow and a cool regard Elizabeth remarks quietly so that only Nicholas canst hear*

I myself frequently remember the incident well my lord.

*Elizabeth turns away and with a wave of her hand she summons her ladies to attend and entertain her, not wishing to dwell any further upon it now the point hath been made.*

Marie has gone mad... she sent me this in a private message

BONJOUR! CHEERY-OH! BONJOUR! CHEERY-OH! BONJOUR! CHEERY-OH! BONJOUR! CHEERY-OH! BONJOUR! CHEERY-OH! BONJOUR! CHEERY-OH! BONJOUR! CHEERY-OH! BONJOUR! CHEERY-OH! BONJOUR! CHEERY-OH! BONJOUR! CHEERY-OH! BONJOUR! CHEERY-OH! BONJOUR! CHEERY-OH! BONJOUR! CHEERY-OH! BONJOUR! CHEERY-OH! BONJOUR! CHEERY-OH! BONJOUR! CHEERY-OH! I'M A CROWNED HORNY BITCH, LOVE ME LONG TIME OOH LA LA!

Subject: Re: Back To Hatfield Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:13 am

Oh, and Marie...?

Stop hiding that you and Nicholas had... how to put it...? a romp or two before you were married...

*Again; cackles maniacally while spinning on the spot, his tongue hanging out of his mouth, his eyes wide; he is bobbing up and down on his feet*

Subject: Re: Back To Hatfield Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:19 am

To everyone assembled:

This was after the little brat sent me this:

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Hi Marie...
*Cackles rapildy and uncontrolably, while his tounger hangs out of his mouth and he bounces on the heels of his feet, his eyes randomly widenning*

Subject: Re: Back To Hatfield Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:21 am

And no we didn't.
He and I were handfasted with Elizabeth Woddville as a witness months before we did any kind of romping. Which makes you both wrong and insane.

Subject: Re: Back To Hatfield Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:15 am

Marie speaks the truth, we are indeed married and happily so I might add. And I assure thee the only woman I care to flirt with is my wife.

Further more what we do in the privacy of our bed chamber is no ones business but of our own

Subject: Re: Back To Hatfield Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:41 pm

Still... anyone over 19 shouldn't be doing that AT ALL!