Grand Ball in honor of Her Majesty Queen of Scots

My Lord James, I do not fear Henry

And as for suspicions ... well you are certainly welcome to enjoy the party and drink your fill, but I shall always be watchful of my wife's safety

*Sarcastically* Gee, thanks. I can't even be trusted not to harm your wife

SHE IS MY COUSIN YOU GLOMPF HEAD!!!, WHY WOULD I WASNT TO HARM HER?!?!?!?! SHE IS MY ONLY LINK TO THE ENGLISH THRONE!!!!

*rolls eyes*

Need I remind you my Lord that recently you bashed her Majesty's head with a blunt object?


Trust indeed *crosses arms over chest*

Glomph head?

Yes I was confused by that one as well ... I am assuming young and foolish James intended to insult my intelligence. But I choose to ignore the quip and not engage in his foolishness

I wrote 'Glomph' to avoid swearing

What did I hit Marie with?

I only remember poking her

*Smiles, showing two rows of fanged teeth*

I miss Francis II of France

Do NOT get me started on Francis. I should have kept him while I had him; silly me thinking someone calling himself Most Christian King would keep his word.

Tellme about it

I do miss him though, he was good conversation

I do nto remember what the object was, I only remember finding her slumped to the ground bleeding from an extentive head would.


And are those fangs? Is this some sort of jest at my expense my Lord?

no jest, sir nicholas... how d'you think i'm abl to come and go as i please???

He was a depressive twit. I know what of I speak, and his sons little better.
Also, are those your real teeth?
*to Nicholas*
I do say, my lord, those do put you to shame a bit, do they not- at least in the creepy department. Shall I call for the Imperial tooth extractor?

What manner of beast are you then? If you were one of my kind I would have sensed it before.



*Then to Charles* They are quite ghastly and yes I think we may be in need of the imperial extractor.

my mother was half werewolf, i just got the teeth and the ability to go completely mad at the full moon

charles. they're real

I do not recall giving you permission to call me by my name, my lord.

*snarls in disgust*

I thought I smelled the foul odor of dog.


And clearly tis not only the full moon which makes you mad

It is near a full moon, Sir Nicholas, So things are a bit.... odd... at the moment


Sorry, your Highness

*to self* Werewolves and vampires, oh my.
*to James*
I am sure it merely slipped your mind, and no offense was meant.

it did

and we're not that bad

Also, Sire, I meant to ask

Why is Marie giving your son a drink???

We don't want a drunk baby do we????

If he's going to be king someday

*Sighs, a long, sad sigh* I want a kid

I want to call it Francis after Francis II of France, who was one of the best people in the world

Fernandito is safely in care of his entourage, precisely because this is not the sort of event for an infant. Unless Her Grace can be in two locations at once, I fear you are mistaken. Also, Fernandito is as yet not to be king, as I am leaving my Spanish crown to my other son Felipe and my Imperial lands to my brother Ferdinand, whose heir is married to my daughter.

I say, you have met Francis? The one from France? Who was once my prisoner, and married my sister?

The one that was Married to Marie Stuart... that Francis

He is wondeful... I cried so much when he died... even if Elizabeth didn't...

Talking of my Sweet Sister Temperance... Have you seen her lately???

Ah, the grandson of my Francis. Never knew the boy. As for her grace, I have not.

Yes, Francis II of France, I cried so much... I used to have a picture of him... i think i still do

How could someone not cry when someone that cute dies!!!

He was young- as a father, that touches me deeply, and I have sympathy for his mother. And he was a cousin of mine, through my Burgundian and Iberian ancestors.

I miss him, so much

He was a brilliant person