might we have more new ink?

Consider also his unfair treatment of his sister (also the sister of thine grandmother), sending her abroad and marrying her off to that old bloke, teasing her with the presance of her true love and then being a right old grump when she married again.

...I think we shudst plan a Hollywood style blockbuster epic of blowing up his favourite items!

The mental image of Henry skinny-dipping doth make me laugh heartily. Like a white whale! Also, I find the name "Dr. Butts" wondrous funny.

If they're having a fight, without "royal" powers getting in the way of things, my money is on the ladies to win outright!

Ooh, I wish to bloweth up Henry's favorite bathtub.


And Katherine I am so happy you hath escaped. But if you do ever get taken into custody, just call Anthony Babington.

ooh what a good idea cousin... I keep hearing of these luxuries called "bath bombs". Mayhaps we could useth one of those?

Having said that, I'm surprised anything else doth fit in the bath besides mine father. Surely all the water doth leak out the moment he lowers himself into it?

...and I wonder how on earth they get him out of it afterwards? Methinks it would require the strength of a great many good men.

*giggles*

Oh, pardon me. My English still be poor. I mean Swimming pool, not bath. He wouldn't fit in a bath and besides he only bathes twice a year, it would be quite impossible to kill him in the tub.

Does he swim??

I should think with his size that would be difficult...

Uncle Arthur... Trust me... it is difficult when he swims... but he can