Dearest Marie.

Dearest Marie I would like to welcome you to thine newe home as thou seem uncapable of finding it thine self!
Catherine, THE QUENE.

Finally, my own board!

First rule: Here I am the Queen of England and Elizabeth is a usurper.

I am pleased thou hath found your home!
Do as you wishe for you are QUene of this realm.

Thank thee, Lady Parr. Would thou liketh something to eat?

Yes, but make sure your Scottish whores do not poison ith.

Scottish whores? All of my ladies art good Scottish Lasses.


... however don't eat anything unless I give you a thums-up. Just for safety.

Have thou seen thy husband of late? I am scared to even stand here right now.

No, my husband is probably off sodomizing some poor, innocent serving boy. Or else knocking up a poor doxy.

*SIGH*.

*Elizabeth sends word to Marie that she wudst speak with her in Elizabeth's private chambers with regards to plans for her match with Nicholas*

Elizabeth, before you leave can you darken our background as you did with the previous one.
Many thanks.
Dowager Queen Catherine.

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Thanketh thee.

Okay. Excuse my, my Lady Parr. *Harkens to Elizabeth's chambers*.