The Court of Their Royal Highnesses Queen Marie and King Nicholas.

Oh, freedom is so good. And now that some of Elizabeth's intelligence has rubbed off on me I'm even better than before, but I still have no idea what to get her for her birthday ...

Her birthday .... I shud think being rid of you would be gift enough *laughs*

Well, yes. But now I'm on a throne directly bordering hers, The Pope is ordering all Catholics, including you and me, to try and kill her, The French and Spanish are sending me diverse amounts of money and her nobles are, because of my imprisonment, well acquainted with me. And now I'm free!

She might not be so happy ...


Maybe I'll stop claiming her Crown ...

I would be happy with your freedom and your own crown and not cuvet hers ...


*whispers* and the Pope can order what he will but my hands shall never cause harm to Elizabeth

I am. That's why I JUST SAID I would stop claiming hers. I really don't hate her as much as she thinks ...

We have this big palace to ourselves ... we appear to be alone ... the fire's lit ... what do you think?

I think we stop discussing Elizabeth and Crowns *grins wickedly*

I agree.

*Leans over and gives Nicholas one of those Oh-my-God-I-can't-breathe-but-it-feels-so-good kisses*.

Nicholas I have to go.


Remember me.

always *grins*

Christina is coming! We MUST fix this decor, it will not do!

And what did I tell you to call me, Nicky?

call you? oh I do seem to remember something .... *scratches chin with a look of mock confusion painted across his face*

*Grabs Nicholas firmly by the testicles*. Remember now?

(OOC: Poor Nicholas may actually remember what it was but I sure as heck dont lol Nor can I find it in the old threads. Poor guys is going to get his balls twisted off cause my memory is swiss cheese lol.)


*squirms in discomfort* My love that is the second time you have endangered any chance we may have of producing children together *grins*

(OOC: It was Rie-Rie, lol. This is too funny)

*Squeezes tighter* I know, but 'tis still to much fun!

(OOC: LMFAO! How the heck did I forget that?)

Marie ... *his voice comes out a few octaves higher than it did a few moment agos*

*tries to laugh* Rie-Rie you win , will you please release my manhood now? ... or at least stop sqeezing it so

Hmm, I'm having far too much fun to do that.

*Twists his balls*. Tell me how perfect I am.

*tears are welling in his eyes now*


You are the most beautiful, charming, intelligent, enchanting woman who I hath ever known. You are perfect ....

*adds with a laugh though he knows he will pay dearly for it* perfectly wicked!

Oh, Nicky you shouldn't have said that. *Gets a manic look in my eyes*.

*Pulls, twists, and squeezes at the same time*.

Oh my love *clearly in pain now but trying to not to let her get the upper hand* I knew that one would strike a cord, tis true you know, you are perfectly wicked *laughs* Tis one of the things I love about you.

Hmm. I wonder how much longer you can stand this before you'll lick my boots? *Pushes his testicles up, making him gag in exquisite pain*.

I give up! *sqeals* you win ....


but I am not licking your boots *laughs*

*leans over and whispers in his ear* Not even the 5 inch high, thigh-length stripper boots?

*conciders*


*whispers back* perhaps I could be persuaded, but only if you wear those and nothing else.

*Snaps and a lady-in-waiting comes and starts removing my stays, and undoes my hair*.