A Letter to Philip, From His Father

My most beloved Son,
As you know I am currently residing in these island kingdoms, along with thy lady mother. I have heard you seek to take advantage of my absence in order to wax very naughty. Word has reached my ears of a possible naval invasion. I would strongly advise you against such a course. Remember I am your father and experience and the work of the Lord has made me wise in the ways of the world. Remember too that everything you have is the gift of your heavenly and earthly fathers.
With great affection,
your father.
Carlos Rey e Imperator