Marie STUART

I be very upset about this forum. I am no Tudor, I am a Stuart, where may I go to speak?

Aww my lady, where would thou like to speak?

In one of my own forums! Why should I post with in forums named after one of Henry's Harem-mates (no, offense) when I am a Queen more powerful than all of them (once again, no offense).

Queen Marie Stuart wrote:

In one of my own forums! Why should I post with in forums named after one of Henry's Harem-mates (no, offense) when I am a Queen more powerful than all of them (once again, no offense).

More powerful?! Oh, dearest Marie, thou art quite the court jester! I just laughed so hard my ladies in waiting had to undo my lacings for fear I would do mineself an injury!

*Ignores Elizabeth*.

Queen Marie Stuart wrote:

I be very upset about this forum. I am no Tudor, I am a Stuart, where may I go to speak?

Talking out of both sides of your pretty mouth. When you are looking to usurp you are a Tudor, when you want your own personal soapbox then you are not a Tudor

Shut up, Anne. You show your stupidity when you say such things. It matter not what my name be. It matters the blood that runneth through my veins. Whether Stuart or Tudor, my parents marriage is unquestionably legal!

My parents were legally married and my mother is a Howard! Take that hussy!

Hussy? Home-wrecking BITCH! How dare you call me a hussy! The only people I've slept with in my life art mine husbands. You can take that and SHOVE IT!

*cough*Rizzio*cough*

But then dear Rizzio was Italian, a talented musician and by far the most intelligent of all the men around you, so who cudst lay blame for such a dalliance?

I myself hope that your dear son James is the product of such a union and nothing whatsoever to do with Dizzy Darnley. James doth seem intelligent and strong, so methinks he couldn't possibly be a son of Darnleys. On the strength of that alone I would be pleased to name him successor to the English throne after me... oh, and yourself of course.

Rizzio *laughs out loud*. You think I would ever make love with someone so hideously ugly? I never thought I'd hear the day when you'd insult my taste!

My dear Marie, it seems that Elizabeth simply tries to reconcile the past and you refuse. You cannot change what was happened.

But Catherine, I did not sleep with Rizzio! He is beneath my station! If you do not believe in my goodness at least believe in my haughty arrogance!

Ah, now that is not something hard to believe!

Thank you ... I think.

You also certainly had quite an effect on mine Earl of Shrewsbury too, whether the rumours are true or not your presance certainly broke his marriage and his spirit.

...having said that, I do think the whole scandalous rumours of any trist between you and he may have been cooked up by dear Bess Talbot and my savvy but wicked Leicester in order to relieve Bess's household of your Majesty's care.

I hadst already sent Leicester to play hell at them for not giving you good enough foodstuffs. And I see now in hindsight that my lady Bess and dear Robyn were quite a conniving pair to bring together.

Bess of Hardwicke was an evil shrew and I hate her. She lied, and lied. She was a penny-pinching jealous cow.

And what can I say? I shall not apologize for being as charming and beautiful as I am.

And I cannot believe that you tried to have me marry that disgusting and amoral pig.

Dear Robyn?

Truly cousin he was the most precious thing in mine world besides mine crown, I cudst not have paid thee a greater compliment by offering my dear favourite to you.

You just didn't want me to marry someone who would give me your crown, by fight or blood. That was a half-truth at best!

Deleted that last post for being spam.
It threw off my, the emperor's, groove.
OH NO NOT THE GROOVE.