How can we get Edward Tudor to Marry Lady Jane Grey?

I want a nephew!!!

He has to marry her

they're a good couple and my story depends on it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO! I do not need yet more competition for my ... *Ahem* the English Crown with that unnatural brat.

It could be you he ends up marrying

*Hits marie, hard, over the head, with a large, metallic, frying pan, leaving a Marie shaped dent in it, throws it aside sighing*

They don't make 'em like tey use'ta

*Vanishes in a puff of smoke*

Not so fast!

With my vampire speed grabs James before he can escape. With my vampire strength there is no getting out of my grasp.

*issues a deep throated growl and shows my fangs*


How dare you assault my wife.

*Smiled up at Nicholas* Not gonna work this time, I'm prepared

*Stabs nicholas with a large wooden steak, right over the heart and then vanishes*

BTW... SHE STARTED IT!!!

*pulls out the stake, thankful the child was not strong enough to drive it home, but annoyed that one of his favorite white ruffley shirts now has a huge flowering blood stain spreading across the front. But after only a few seconds the wound begins to close*


Guards! You get the physican *points to one* You see that Queen Elizabeth is safe and make her aware that James hath attacked the Queen of Scots *points to another* and the rest of you find him!

*kneels down next to Marie and cradles her in my arms* Beloved ?

*A bird lands on Nicholas's shoulder, one of James's birds. A letter is attached to it's leg*

Nicholas, next time i will not miss, I do not plan to harm her majesty as Elizabeth is an annointed queen of god... Marie will be fine, just hold a bottle of rum under her nose or something and she'll wake up... as for finding me... just try to find me, only vampires can do it... I am hiding at a favourite place of mine, right under the high council's noses

Oh, and Nicholas...?

You'll never find me

OW! *Hold my bleeding and concussed head in my hands, rocking back and forth in agony, crying*.

*rips off my already bloody shirt and holds it to your head to try to stop the bleeding*


Marie my darling the physians shall be here in a moment, try to be still my love

Damnit! How ish shit that Iall ways gethert when th-th-th-th ... *begins swaying alarmingly*.

*holds you in my arms, gently placing your head in my lap*

Lay still beloved, please.

*Relieved when several physicans and Marie's ladies rush in*

*Sits up and rolls over, and lets myself be bled, which, predictably, does nothing but make my symptoms worse*. So, I believe that is one concussion, two broken ankles, one broken femur, one dislocated hip, one pregnancy and severe blood loss. And I'm still alive!

*watches helplessly as my true love lays there bruised and miserable*

Ah ga ... ga ... ga ... *Tries in vain to form the words*.

hush my darling, rest

*gently picks you up like one would carry a sleeping child and carries you to a setee. I lay you down gently and then sit down beside you and lay your head in my lap*

*Hisses with pain*. Ugh ... we-we-we-well my h-h-head is si-si-sin your l-a-a-a-a-a-p, ar-r-r-e you thi-i-nking wh-w-w-what I'm thi-i-inking.

*grins despite his worry*

My darling I doth not think now is the time

You are p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-rob-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bably right. *Begins to fall asleep*.

*leans down to gently kiss your head. Then stays awake, your head cradled in my lap, and watches over you while you sleep.*

*Arrives* bugger

*leaves*