Mine newe house

Subject: Re: Mine newe house Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:38 am

the foulest mouth in christendom at that time perhaps, dear cousin. I fear thine own foul words doth now far outshine the talents of mine maman.

Tis indeed a skill I am greatly lacking in, I tendeth to yell "hells teeth!" frequently when things vex me and then chop off people's heads before they can continue such sparring.

A sparring of wits I can master every time, but foul words I have no talent for.

Subject: Re: Mine newe house Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:04 pm

Now, now, ladies...I cannot take responsibility for the boy's spelling. You think Henry would let his precious heir spend his formative years with the German "sister/wife"? It might be wiser to examine Edward Seymour's spelling for influences!

Subject: Re: Mine newe house Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:58 pm

Elizabeth, ma cherie, whereas Mary your older sister's first word was reputed to be "Priest!", I am afraid that your first word was "Shit!". Oh well, with a mother like me and a father like Henry you were bound to be a world class curser!

Subject: Re: Mine newe house Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:17 pm

Everyone knows Elizabeth swore like sailor with the bloody flux. I don't swear at all ever, you must be mistaken!

Subject: Re: Mine newe house Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:01 am

*is well pleased that she ist considered to have the talents of a sailor for she doth love the sea greatly and didst once fashion herself to be an Admiral's wife*

Subject: Re: Mine newe house Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:38 pm

Oh Lord. I hate the sea so passionately. Ever since I have left my beloved France on that cursed sailing boat, I have hated the sea.

Subject: Re: Mine newe house Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:34 am

Is Mary Tudor allowed in this section...?
...if not...
...then I am safe...
...if she is... I am likely to LOSE MY HEAD! OR BE BURNT!
I LIKE MY HEAD WHERE IT IS!!
*Whispers* Even if Mary was too thick to see, she would never have kids and her husband hated her...
*Screams* IT'S ALWAYS THE CATHOLICS!!!
*Runs and Hides behind Edward Tudor*

Subject: Re: Mine newe house Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:03 am

Sorry for hiding behind you your majesty... i will get back to writing my story about you now...
Your Most Humble Servant,
Lord James of York

P.S. The quails are under the stairs in the 4th brick of the wall!

Subject: Re: Mine newe house Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:46 pm

Marie Stuart wrote:: Oh Lord. I hate the sea so passionately. Ever since I have left my beloved France on that cursed sailing boat, I have hated the sea.

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

It's good to drown people in

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

*Breaks into a fit of coughing before blaming Maria Stuart*

Subject: Re: Mine newe house Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:17 pm

I said why! Because sailing and the sea means being ripped out of the arms of those who one loves ... and the whole drowning aspect as well.

Subject: Re: Mine newe house Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:04 am

Do no bellow so loudly and incessantly James, it doth give me a headache.

*wanders off grumpily*

Subject: Re: Mine newe house Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:34 pm

Edward Tudor wrote:: Do no bellow so loudly and incessantly James, it doth give me a headache.

*wanders off grumpily*

Sorry...

...my god you inherited your fathers mood swings

Subject: Re: Mine newe house Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:54 am

And you didn't? You go between threatening murder, to poking people, to discussing the contents of your bong. Try prozac, it works.

Subject: Re: Mine newe house Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:47 pm

I am Allergic to Prozac...

...always the women that try to kill you...

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