The Philip II of Spain Fantasy

You seem rather cavalier, I fear some ill will has befallen your dear mother and you seem not to care less! Might she have committed suicide. she seemed quite wound up last night. I feel this whole matter bears further investigation. If foul play is involved someone will be punished!

She suffers much, does my mother. A vacation to the tropics may well do her good. Madame if you had dealt with her for as long as I have, you would be cavalier as well.

Should any person see my mother Juana, please let her know her son is looking for her.

Juana has recentely departed from here and shan't be returning under that name, therefore if anybody else wants to play dear lady Juana they may with my blessing.

Hello, dearest Carlos. I know that you have done wonders for the true faith, and I am honored to meet the champion of such a just and noble cause.

I am most sorry that the plans for my marriage to your grandson Don Carlos fell through. He seems to be ... quite ... eccentric.

Well I will miss Juana and I hope she returns

Well, somebody needs to make a Juana account then.

Not me! I can barely handle fighting with Elizabeth and Anne as Marie! Much less fighting them as 2 people!

I was having to manage three important ladies, I thought I could handle it but I simply couldn't!

Well, Lady Woodville, thou seeth mine problem. Perhaps we could do a search on Twitter?

Sureth, I oftenly search for people; although I think there is not a Juana. I even considered playing Isabella but I find Spaniards boringeth!

Hah! Don Carlos. My poor son has had no luck with his wives or sons.

This Juana, is she someone easily researched? I think someone said she was ...um .... "mad as a hatter" .... I could possibly take up her role in that case .... if you do not find someone more suitable and knowledgable.

His wives? His second wife Isabeau de Bourbon is my sister, so watch thine mouth!

And he loved her dearly, and loves her children above all his others. Then she passed away, and he has not been the same.

Oh, I know. I miss her so much my heart hath siezed. *Starts to cry*. I am so sorry, please excuse me.

Their girls are beautiful, though.
*hands a handkerchief*

Dost the Lady Mary or her mother the dowager princess of Wales even still speak to Charles V? Because as far as I can tell he was a fair weather friend to both. He broke the engagement with Mary. You cannot underestimate what effect this had on the break-up of Henry & Catherine's marriage. He did next to nothing to help Catherine or Mary whilst Henry was mistreating them. He did not even support Mary more than cursorily in her pursuit of her throne! What a guy!

Thank you. Please tell my little nieces that their Auntie Marie loves them. *Takes handkerchief and dissolves into a hopeless, sobbing mess*.

I am greatly confused, Wikipedia says thou have no sister!

Well, technically she was my sister in law. I married her brother, the little Dauphin Francis (God rest his good and loving soul). But we grew up together, we were inseperable. I've always thought of her as my sister.

*understands completely*

Doth thee not have siblings?

I doeth.

Wuldst thee tell me about them?

I had two siblings a sister Anne and a brother William. My sister Anne served at court under each and every one of my late husband's Queens. She was maid of honor to Anne of Cleves and Catherine Howard and of course, myself.

My brother: William Parr, 1st Marquess of Northampton was beloved at little Edward's court, all of his titles were stripped by Queen Mary but luckily good Bess restored them. He had no children so his titles were extinct when he died.