Elizabeth Must Die!!!

The English Illigitimate Bastard, Elizabeth must die, She refuses to allow ME, Her Illigitimate Half Brother, or Marie, the Queen of Scotland onto the throne, she isn't going to have children and I am the Duke of York

What shall we do...?

I shall be forced to treat any threat to Her Grace of England as a threat to the interests of my Empire and my son Juan.

i treat any threat on my family. serious indeed i care not who you are, but i ask you to desist with your foul attacks


sir thomas boleyn

I shall gladly throw my sword in with the Emperor and Lord Boleyn.

Thou hath already been warned by mineself to abandon these foul plans. My patience runs thin my Lord!

*Nods approvingly at James of York*. I hate to burst your very think bubble, but she and I hath both partook of an agreement to make my son her heir. My apologies, little man.

Until such a time as she has another heir, of course.

*Totally and rudely ignores Don Juan*. And although she is an illegitimate bastard, and unfit to inherit a single manor, much less a crown, she is still an anointed and crowned Queen, and my close family member. If you wish to conduct these dealings, you may go to Spain, but you shall do them no more in Scotland.

A bastard for a bastard, eh, your Grace?
So be it, madame, I shall confine myself to my lovely fiancee's realm and those of my Imperial and Royal father and my brother of Spain.
*bows*

My Lord Juan I doth think thou misunderstood mine wife's intent. I am most sure she was speaking to the scamp Lord James.

Thou and Elizabeth are both most welcome in this realm as she is and thou soon shall be my Queen's close kin.

Yes, thank you my Lord. I was speaking to James. And I think, considering all I have done for my bastard half-siblings and intervening with the Empress for you, that you would do me the honor of the benefit of the doubt if you PLEASE!

*holding baby Fernando*
You have spoken to the Empress on my son's behalf? Will she be softening towards him, I hope?

*Looks at Charles suddenly and straightens my dress, checking my jewels. It's not every day that the Emperor of half of Europe suddenly appears in your court with your nemesis' insane half-brother*. I hope so, and who is this little fellow?

This would be Infante Fernando, also Archduke and many other titles, my beloved wife's latest gift to me.

May I hold him please? Such a healthy handsome fine baby boy! *Reaches out a finger and tickles his belly*.

*Watching Marie dote on the child he smiles fondly, anxious for the arrival of their own precious children*

You may, but you must be careful!
*very, very carefully places the baby in Marie's arms*

*Flips the baby around, throws him up in the air, rolls him onto his belly and blows a raspberry on his stomach*.

Pokes Marie causing her to drop the baby, which falls through the air

*catches Fernandito and hands him off to a burly Imperial guardsman*
*grabs James by the throat, slamming him against the wall*
That, my lord, was not the best decision you have ever made.
*gives him a little shake before dropping him.*

Remember, I'm not here... I'm in the tower, i Poked Marie with a long stick I made out of the bed in the tower... and I THOUGHT it was MARIE'S baby

AND MY THROAT IS SMALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Begins crying* I am so sorry my Lord Emperor! How could I have known ... I ... *Sobs*.

*A bird lands on Marie. A letter attached to it's foot*
The baby is alive!

no need to cry

*murmurs to his son, then turns to Marie*
He is quite all right, my dear. This young man is a clear nuisance and danger.