Elizabeth Must Die!!!

are you beginning to get feelings for marie stuart. and are in hiding till those feelings go. and Elizabeth must stay safe understand

I am not getting feelings for Marie Stuart, a few events have happened and I am hiding FOR MY OWN SAFETY!!!

The Alps? Hmm.
Perhaps my brother would take an interest in that.

Believe me, if you do come here, trust me, it is cold, especially at 4,156 meters up... it is cold, extremely cold...

...also if you do come... BRING FOOD, AND LOTS OF IT AS IT IS A 11 DAY CLIMB, I, however, am able to teleport freely as I like... I live here

So, this James is residing in my Empire. The question is, then, what shall I do about it? Shall I send the Swiss onto him? Leave him be, as I doubt he can resist the temptation to do ill?

*Teleports in* HEY!!!! *Teleports out*

What an irritating little child.

Indeed Emeperor, I doth not think I culdst resist either.

My wedding date is set for February 14th. It shall be held in London. Are you still available to escort me down the isle?

My lady, I would be honored. As would, I am sure, be my son. *proceeds to coochie-cu at the baby for a few minutes*
Who is conducting the ceremony? Would you like a cardinal, perhaps? Or the pope? And what would you like for a gift?

The pop for my wedding? *Wipes off the drool which is oozing down my chin*. That would be nice. A gift, oh surely your presence would be good enough my Lord.


And do you mind if I coochie-coo with you? I shall try very hard not to be poked by delinquents.

I shall see what I can do regarding the Holy Father. As long, of course, as Elizabeth will accept his presence. Otherwise I shall find a nice cardinal.

You may coochie-coo away!

*Leans in and coochie coos at the baby*. So, have you already chosen a bride for this young hapsburg?

No, not of yet. I'll start looking once he's a year old or so. Perhaps one of my brother's girls, or an Italian.

I have been pondering this issue of James, calling himself of York. It seems when a child is behaving badly, one of the best ways of dealing with it is to ignore him, until he sees the error of his ways and agrees to behave like a reasonable person. Perhaps this strategy would work here?

I'm not behaving badly Sire, I have agreed to act like a reasonable person to her majesty in a private correspondance

Poking people and making them drop Infantes is not good behavior.
Yelling at your superiors is not good behavior.
Making threats is not good behavior.
Hiding out, in MY empire, without MY permission, is not good behavior.

You tell him Charles! *Applauds*. I believe ignoring him would be a good idea, and shall implement this policy forwith(sp?). Meanwhile, could you tell your son, Lord John that I am most sorry for any mis-understanding?

Why would there be a misunderstanding?

I said something around "Elizabeth is a bastard, unfit to inherit so much as a manor house, much less a Crown. But she is a crowned and anointed sovereign and my close family, so if you wish to conduct these dealings do them in Spain". I think he thought I was talking to him,when I was actually talking to James.

Ah- he is sensitive about that.

I do resent you talking about me... WHEN I AM LISTENING!!!

I AM NOT HIDING IN SPAIN ANY MORE, SCOTLAND IS WARMER!!!

And yet he yells.

Ignore him? Didst I hear that was the new plan of action?

Yes. Sorry, I was talking to the baby.
Oh! Did you hear that? I think he said PaPa!
*sniffs*
Or...uh...he needs a change.
*snaps fingers for the guard, who gingerly removes the stinky baby.*
Although I am curious as to since when the Alps are in Spain and furthermore if that nation is experience some sort of extreme climate anomaly.