Elizabeth Must Die!!!

Tis curious indeed, as I hath visited each aboard ship whilst I was Captain of one of mine Father's trading vessels.

I do recall the distance betwixt them to be great and, no offense to mine present home and my wife's realm, but Spain's climate tis, as I recall, more hosptiable if tis a warmer climate you seek.

Lord James is a nutter. And still, my Lord Emperor, please tell him it was only a misunderstanding. At such a sensitive time, I wish not to give offense to one who could be my ally.

I'd love ta be an ally Madame

As for Charles

I WAS in the Alps, but I'M NOT NOW!!!!!

Lord James, either stop yelling, or we shall se how fast I can cram a half a bottle of prozac down your throat.

Prozac is disgusting
I'd rather prefer Rum

You with alcohol? Good Lord!

i'm not that bad, i can certainly out drink you. feeble old bag

(OOC: like my signature...?)

Wow. You are one rude little lord. Being rude towards a monarch never ends well...

I'm half Scottish, Half French. I can drink you to death. *pulls out a bottle of run and 2 shot glasses*.

*pulls out 9 bottles of rum and 11 shot glasses. downs them in one and isn't even the slightest bit drunk, casually tosses bottles aside* Bring it woman!

Lady Joscelynd wrote:

Wow. You are one rude little lord. Being rude towards a monarch never ends well...

like duh

and i am Eizabeth's, albietly illigitimate, helf brother!!!!

*Presses wine from an entire vineyard of grapes with my bare hands, ferments it with only my power of will and drinks the entire thing with my pinky outstreched*. Next?

*pulls up a chair to watch my wife drink James under the table*

*Teleports to 'The Largest wine garden in the world' and then brings ALL the wine from them and drinks it, not even becoming drunk*

You're a woman, you'll ever out drink me

Sexist little brat, obviously you never saw my mother - Marie de Guise. *Purchases an entire warehouse filled with rum, pours the entire thing in an empty lake, mixes in ice, strawberry and sugar and drinks the worlds largest daquari*.

i have seen Marie De Guise... terrified of horses, killed loads of 14-15 year olds and then died of dropsy, pathetic

Nicholas, I think your wife did not get the memo. *settles down next to Sir Nicholas*
Lady Joscelyn, you are indeed a wise woman! I wonder... are you in need of a job? My son will need a household far too soon.

Are you insulting my saintly mother? My mother adored horses!

Lord James of York wrote:

Lady Joscelynd wrote:

Wow. You are one rude little lord. Being rude towards a monarch never ends well...

like duh

and i am Eizabeth's, albietly illigitimate, helf brother!!!!

Ohhh, I see. So are you rude because you just are or are you because you can get away with it by being Queen Elizabeth's little brother? -laughs-

Charles V wrote:

Lady Joscelyn, you are indeed a wise woman! I wonder... are you in need of a job? My son will need a household far too soon.

-curtsies before Charles V- I suppose I do need a new job here since there is no Queen Anne posting anymore. I could wait for a new one and see if she would want me or I could be hired on somewhere. As of now, I'm just wandering around. -laughs-

Well then, I shall appoint you lady governess to the Archduke-Infante Fernando. Would you like to be a countess?

May I think on it for a bit before I decide?

Of course. I would create you in your title in your own right.

Thank you for your graciousness and patience, Your Majesty. -curtsies-

Indeed Emperor, twud appear that she did not get the memo but then, knowing my wife as I do, she may have and chose to ignore it *grins*

I twud say also that thine choice in a Governess is a sound one *smiles and bows to Lady Joscelynd*