Private correspondance between Lord James and Lady Catherine Lucie

THy Lady Luck, sweet JAmeth.

I have not got one yet, I am going to ask Isabella for one of her daughter's hands in marriage

Ah. I wish you the best then, and may thy favored stars guide thy hand to choice pickings!

Indeed, Catherine. Perhaps you could marry Father? He needs a new wife as Catherine Parr has her own court now!

Your... Father, dear brother? hrm... I appear to be afflicted by lapse of hte memory.. you kwo me well, brother mine, what is his name again?

Henry VIII, that is my father, Catherine

Ah yes. Henry... But... hrm. i jsut have a bad feeling about this.. my neck feels rather.. how shall i put it... TIGHT?
aherm.. i shall have to think on it. YES!

If you conceive a male child then you will have nothing to fear, Catherine

indeed! and if my mother's experience is any indication, i should be lucky indeed NOt to conceive. IS your brother a good man?

if he is, then perhaps your father follows before him... all of your other siblings seem so... methinks i might try this.

Edward? Edward is a good chap, yes. He would only hurt you if you went against him.

If you were to marry my father you would become my stepmother!

hah@ I should like that very much! Lead me to it!

Henry? Henry should be along some time... when we least expect it *Hides behind Catherine*
This is just in case he turns up now

hah. I shall handle him, my sweet brother. He won't knowwhat to do with me. I have no fear of his royal hand. Or his pet nooseman.

Nooseman! Ha ha! Don't let father her you say that!