The Court of Their Royal Highnesses Queen Marie and King Nicholas.

*moves to stand protectively infront of his betrothed*

I ask you politely to please step away with the toads

Remember? You gave me a gift in front Lady Woodville. Legally, we are husband and wife.

In mine heart that is true but it has been said we must have a ceremony afor God, is that not so?

Yes! Sometimes 'tis a pain in the ass being Queen. Until I get the chance to spite Elizabeth, then 'tis most fun.


And I didn't see you at Mass this Sunday, dearest Nicky. Were you out whoring? *Tries to act serious, but then busts out laughing*.

Whoring *laughs* I can scarely handle you.

Mass is not something I see much point is anymore, however I would attend if it wudst please thee.

Please do so. 'Twould make me most *leans forward and whispers in your ear, in that way that makes men pass out with delight* grateful.

*breathless* Concider it done my Queen

(OOC: This angereths me greatly! WHY CAN I ONLY SEE NICHOLAS'S SIGNATURE, I OCCASIONALLY SEE ELIZABETH'S AND MARIE'S BUT NOBODY ELSE'S! *nervous breakdown*)

(OOC: oh do not fret so, it happens to me as well )

(OOC: but this is not occasional for me it's all the time *scream*)

(OOC: It never happens to me, it must be because my character is awesome .)

Good Nicky. Now I was thinking dost thee have any idea what Elizabeth wanteth for her birthday?

(I can see everyone's sigs)

(OOC: I do wish I knew why and could help. Normally if it is computer or web related I can tell you but this time, I am clueless unless it has something to do with the file type of the sigs ...perhaps the ones you can see are of a certain type and the ones you can not are another. Just a guess )

Marie Stuart wrote:

(OOC: It never happens to me, it must be because my character is awesome .)

Good Nicky. Now I was thinking dost thee have any idea what Elizabeth wanteth for her birthday?

*conciders*

Dried toads? *laughs*

I don't know why she would want one, considering she is one.


However, that giveth me a good idea. I hath heard that her teeth are black with rot, maybe I shouldst send her some toothpaste!

Now now my dearest, we are trying to learn to be on better terms with our fellow Queens so perhaps a book of poetry, I know she doth like Lord Byron very well

She does? Lord Byron is a bisexual, and you know how I feeleth about them ... *The vein in my forehead starts to throb and my face turns red. My fists clench and my teeth grit*.

is he ? Oh well then maybe I am mistaken.

Ah I think you shud pick out something that you enjoy. Poetry is an art that which needs to be shared. I think even if it were nto something she would choose for herself she would have an appreciation for it.

(OOC: I got to go).

Dearest Nicky, maybe you should pick the gift out with me?

(OOC: me too lol )

Of course dearest, I shall give it some thought

Dearest Nicky. I hath summoned Parliment, and they hath agreed to bestow upon you the titles that were forfeited by my nobles for my attempted murder, rape, maiming etc ...

Thou art now the Earl of Moray, Earl of Bothwell, Duke of Chaterhault and Earl of Lethington. Thou art now, in thine own right, the richest man in Scotland and the second richest person after myself. Even if thou wish to abandon me and the Prince, you will still retain your titles and wealth.

I love you.

The richest man in Scotland. Well that is pretty funny. What is in his treasury, a few pence? Scotland was the 3rd world of the 16th century.

I shud never choose to abandon you or the prince. I am grateful for the titles and wealth, I understand you do these things to please me. So please understand my meaning well when I say I care not for these as much as I care for you. Titles and wealth are all fine and well but nothing compared to the true love I have found in you.

Anne it matters little if it is but a few pence, I have greater wealth than that of gold or jewels

I know. However, I wanted you to feel like my equal. I wish for this to be your court to. I wish my people to be your people too. And also *gives a naughty smile* I want you to also stay in Scotland with me, because if you leave you doth not collect the rents.