Queen Anne Boleyn's friends

Please you ignorant slut Darnley was an immature, mean, violent alcoholic and you know this. You are a vain, superficial woman who married him because he was pretty and closely related to you!

How could I have known those before I married him?

And need I remind you that your husband KILLED you. My husband may have been an annoying brat, but he most certainly didn't kill me.

You chose him yourself. Twas not arranged. Did yop marry him knowing nothing about him other than he was pretty? And no, he didn't kill you, you helped kill him. You and Henry VIII have much in common.

Well no, I only knew him for 6 months, I thought I was right. *Sighs and shakes head*.

And I didn't kill him, really. I thought I had managed to convince you of that.

So you marry for love a men you were unaware was violent, immature and an alcoholic. I think you verily define the word stupid!

Your husband was all of those things as well. You didn't choose very well either. And if I recall didn't you marry him because he was Royal and handsome as well? Hypocrite.

She didn't choose at all.

My husband offered me the chance to be Queen, what did Darnley offer you? You were already Queen.

He enhanced my claim to the throne of England, he was English, his mother was Elizabeth's cousin and he would give me Doubly Royal children. Sounds very intelligent to me!

Weren't there any sane, loving sober people who fit that bill?

NO! Now you see my problem! Dost thee not think that if I'd found one I would have picked them?

Then I would have stayed single. You were a Queen. You could have followed you cousin's example.

My cousin and I are very different people, I do best with a companion to lean on, she does best alone.

Then since you are such a weak & helpless little woman you must choose your companions with great care

Weak and helpless? No, because I am need of good advice I should pick with care. And I THOUGHT I had.

EPIC FAIL!

And your husband killed you, is it nice on that high horse?

Hey he chose me, not the other way around. You try saying no to the King of England. They are genetically deaf to the word "no"

I DID! God you are dumb as a brick! I said no to Henry and a big, fat "FUCK YOU" to his son. It's not that difficult.

You mean they said no to you because you weren't good enough, anyways what do I care for Jane Seymour's weak puling brat?

No I said no to them because they were both sociopaths. And Edward was almost as worthless of a human being as you!

I agree wholeheartedly that Marie's decision to wed Darnley was brilliant.

It declared her husband traitor to the English throne (one down, one more to go!), and had Marie cast aside the offer of mine crown after me in one fell swoop. ...and I got my sweet Robyn back afore she corrupted him.

Hurrah!

I couldn't have planned it better myself. *coughs nervously*

...I misread that Marie's abdication wast made "under her dress". Methinks I hath been reading too many scandalous pamphlets upon the Bothwell scandal of late. Mayhaps tis time I didst read the good book once more?

*walks across the room to browse her library which ist most rich in great books.*

Ah, there it is, Wuthering Heights! A very good book indeed.

*sits down to read*

...now ladies, please leave my dear Little Edward alone!

Anne Boleyn wrote:

Really dearie tis your father who was so hard on you, even more than me. Plus we have to call your mother the dowager princess of wales, you understand I'm sure. Au revoir, Anne the Quene

You hath no right whatsoevere to talk to mer like that you lowly, filthy whore. I hath enough Royal blood in me to claim the throne of England as my own! Your family got it's come uppance in the end and I for one and heartily pleased.