Let's all wish Elizabeth a very happy birthday!

Elizabeth curtseys deeply afore the small assembly and bids them good night.

I wish thee good eve my fathers.

*a large grin passes her lips afore she doth bend to scoop Edward up in her arms and carry him to his chambers*

*bows with Imperial dignity*
I would be honored, your grace.

Henry VIII wrote:

*bellows with laughter*

Out of the mouth of babes! Charles are not children a delight?


*to Edward* Tis well past your bed time, off with thee now *sets him to the floor* be a good lad and we shall sail that ship on the lake together on the morrow!

How dare thee show thine face to me after what thou didst to me! Come no closer else I slap thine face. You are an evil and cowardly man and I like thee not!

You monster! You murdered me so you could try for a son with Jane Seymour! She gave you that son and then promptly died, serves you right, you Bluebeard!

*laughs*

Anne how delightful to see you!

I wudst watch thy foul mouth afore you loose that pretty head of yours for a second time!

*Isabella is very tempted to throw a foul look towards Henry but instead curtseys bitterly*

My Lord.

Henry VIII wrote:

*laughs*

Anne how delightful to see you!

I wudst watch thy foul mouth afore you loose that pretty head of yours for a second time!

You pig! How dare you laugh at me! I will never let you near me again!

Henry, may I present to you my most beloved wife and Empress, Isabella?

*Isabella, still in her curtsey gazes upwards to the giant before her*

Empress Isabella, a pleasure *looks her up and down, appraising her form.*


Anne, Anne .... my dear I assure you near you is the last place I wish to be *laughs* You are quite old news.

*is disgusted by Henry's glances but decides to make nothing of it, she is the Empress after all*

I have heard alot about you Your Majesty.

You leering wretch, I wish you to leave NOW and NEVER return.

*bellows* you are in no position to wish ANYTHING!

*waves her away* Be off with thee if thou have nothing more intresting to say save for this incessent whineing, thou art doing my head in.

YOU BE GONE FOUL BEAST! I WAS HERE FIRST! I'LL DO MORE THAN YOUR HEAD IN BEFORE WE ARE THROUGH! *charges Henry and begins pummelling him with her fists*

*grasps Anne's arm and pulls her away*
*in a low voice*
Anne! Remember thou art a queen and my future sister!

*breaks into heart-rending sobs* Oh Charles, he makes me so angry, he hurt me so and he doesn't even care, couldst there be a more callous person ever? *gulps, sobs, sniffles* Oh my hood is all askew, could someone fetch one of my ladie's to help me pull myself together?

*calls for Ladies to attend to Anne*


*In a softer voice now, soft for Henry* But you are wrong, I do care, I did what must be done, nothing more. Come now we loved each other once, can we find some semblance of peace?

Also, Henry, as your brother sovereign, I would appreciate your not leering at my wife.

*Isabella strides over to Charle's side, openly displaying her alleigance to her husband*

What must be done? *sobs again* I no longer have a head! Why did that have to be done?*gulps loudly trying to reain some composure*

Forgive me Charles, Empress Isabella. I meant no disprespect I assure you, I did not realize I was "Leering". It wildst not happen again. *thinks to himself,"stuffy old bag"*


Anne you know the way of things .... and what is done is done yes?

Now! *his commmanding voice echos through the chamber*

I grow weary of these mute and pointless conversations.

*claps hand together calling forth servants who stumble over each other to get to him*

Perpare my chambers! *he bellows* I am weary from travel an wish to freshen myself.

Make haste! * He screams at them when they do not move fast enough. He bids fair well to the Emperor an dEmpress then follows the servents from the room with out another word to anyone else*

*Anne sits and sniffles while her had ladies comb her hair and readjust her hood.*

Anne, as I implore Henry to remember decorum, I ask the same of you.

I am so sorry Charles, I may have to leave court for a while, I can stand almost anything but not him!

Well. Perhaps Edward will awake soon and treat us all to a display of his maritime prowess?