Let's all wish Elizabeth a very happy birthday!

Ladies! Ladies! *bellows with laughter*

Anne I thought you dispised me? Are you now suddenly intrested again now that my attentions have moved to another? *sly grin*

And Marie, you hath always been the lovlist... still single you say? Well then perhaps we shuld discuss that matter more throughly? *grins*

Of course. Discuss anything you like. *Bats eyelashes and blushes at the compliment*.

You will excuse us Anne *Laughs and walks Marie slightly away from Anne and the others*

I hath come back and I plan to stay for quite some time. I shud not want to spend that time alone *paints on a pouty expression*

you are not married ... I am not married ...

You couldn't have my mother and now you want me? What is it about me? *Runs hands down my body* Is it my figure? *Pulls out wallet* My Kingdom? Or the danger of knowing your with a woman who can kill her husband and marry his murderer ... or so some think.

*laughs heartily* All of the above and more!

We culdst have great fun Marie, what say you?

I would do so, but it is a matter of faith. I cannot marry someone who discards what I hold dear so lightly.

*Thinks: It's also because your a fat, tyrannical sociopath*.

*anger rises in his cheeks*


You wulds cast me aside for faith and nothing more? You believe this man you intend to marry, the one you seem to cast aside so eagerly, you think he respects your faith?

You are a fool Marie, always have been.

What? *Begins to cry*.

Henry please forgive me! I am a week a feeble woman! You know that people of my sex are naturally less intelligent than members of yours! Please forgive me my mistakes, please!

*puffs up with a masculine pride that he only feels by making women cry*

You shall answer for your mistakes and sins to God, ask his forgiveness.

*Voice softens somewhat*

I for my part have forgiven you long ago and trespasses against me. I only asked for a chance to get reaquianted *sly grin* if you are indeed still single, and willing?

I shall most certainly ask God for forgiveness, and I beg you to intervene on my behalf as well. However Henry I am 30 years younger than you, and so much less intelligent, you shall have to dumb down.

dumb down *laughs*

I hath had to dumb down many times *laughs* ah but what you lack in intelligence my dear you gain in cunning! Besides tis not indepth conversations I wish us to have *sly grin*

I know what you wish to have, and you wish for a lot of it. *Comes closer until were nearly touching* Thank you for your compliments, I enjoy them.

*laughs* You know me well! We are alot alike you and I!

You shall many more of my compliments, but that was not an answer to my request

Well, there are many things that must happen first. But how could I not think it a good idea?

And what might these things be? *smiles*

*Comes close and whispers in your ear* Who will be on top.

I am back sorry I was away I was busy seducing Marie's intended, so where were we?

*whipers back to MArie* Either way you like, or we can take turns *grins*


Anne do not trouble me with even the thought of him, And Marie cares not either *grins at Marie* she hath gotten a much better offer.

Well then I am sure Marie won't mind me sharing the nature of your relationship with her with Sir Nicholas. Have fun with Marie and remember the free clinic is >>>>

Tell him what you will *waves Anne away with a flick of his hand*

He is not good enough for any Queen and tis not man enough to handle the Queen of Scots! *roars with laughter*

But I am!

Great I just hope you two don't end the world when you combine your venereal diseases together! *now it is Anne's turn to roar with laughter* By the way Sir Nicholas hath both the strength and virility, if you know what I mean

ANNE! *Runs towards Anne and mouths the words "HELP ME"*.

*grabs her waist and playfully pulls her back*

Now where is thou running off to my little minx?

*Elizabeth eyes up Henry before twirling in to view and floating about the room*

O thank the Lord!

Dear Lady Woodville, how pleased I am to see someone so calm, elegant and wise back at mine court.

All here ist chaos. Mine father ist back, Marie ist on heat and we're all going to hell in a handbasket!